The Whippets of My Life, by Trish Scanzello (whippetmom4)

The Whippets of My Life, by Trish Scanzello (whippetmom4)

Postby chelynnah » Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:47 am


To the Whippets of my life:
I strive to be a model wife.
My queen-size bed was nicely made----
Did Nigel throw a hand-grenade?

I didn't think it'd be an issue.....
You're scattering my toilet tissue!!!

I vacuumed......Hey!!! This isn't fair---
You're shedding all your Whippet hair!!!

Don't paw that button!
That's not nice!
That one says, "Dispenses Ice"!

My pillows were all in a row.
What's that I see? A Whippet toe?

The mailman's at our glassy door....
Oops! Nose-print number forty-four!

My garden plants will soon be blooming
If Nell will kindly stop her zooming!

I'm making steak for Daddy's dinner...
Oh, Niven, you are such a winner!
Mashed potatoes on your head!!!!
I think I need to go to bed.

I recline and take a breath------
Noooooooooo! Whippies licking me to death!!!!

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