Dog Quotes

Dog Quotes

Postby chelynnah » Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:20 am

Dog Quotes

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies."
~ Gene Hill

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,
in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing
right in your ear."
~ Dave Barry

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his
water bowl."
~ Penny Ward Moser

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of
a dog, it's too dark to read."
~ Groucho Marx.

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down."
~ Robert Benchley

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all
night wondering if there really is a Dog?"
~ Unknown

"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
give the wrong answers."
~ Unknown

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half a
cow.they must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
~ Anne Tyler

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
~ Rita Rudner

"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."
~ Unknown

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
~ James Thurber

"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person
with pets."
~ Nora Ephron

"Rambunctious, rumbustious, delinquent dogs become angelic when
~ Dr. Ian Dunbar

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
are wonderful."
~ Ann Landers

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
~ Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
~ Ben Williams

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
~ Roger Caras

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
~ Edward Abbey

"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it
look like the dog did it."
~ Unknown

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as
the dog does."
~ Christopher Morley

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
~ Josh Billings

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
~ Holbrook Jackson

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
~ Andrew A. Rooney

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his
life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the
last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion"
~ Unknown

"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and
your dog would go in."
~ Mark Twain

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they went."
~ Unknown

"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great
~ Smiley Blanton

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed
contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
~ John Steinbeck

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
~ Rita Rudner

"Happiness is a warm puppy."
~ Charlie Brown ~

"They look so innocent and harmless when they're asleep."
~ Me! (this applies to human children as well as dogs)

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress
can be judged by the way its animals are treated."

"Dogs are our link to paradise.
They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon
is to be back in Eden,
where doing nothing was not boring
--it was peace."
~Milan Kundera

"No matter how little money and how few possesions you own,
having a dog makes you rich."
~Louis Sabin

"The one absolutely unselfish friend
that man can have in this selfish world,
the one that never deserts him,
the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous,
is his dog. . . .
He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer;
he will lick the wounds and sores that
come in encounter with the roughness of the world. . . .
When all other friends desert, he remains."
~George G. Vest

"A dog is the only thing on earth that
loves you more than he loves himself."

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house,
pet me, and take good care of me…
They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house,
pet me, and take good care of me…
I must be a God!

"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog,
and is in fact the most precious and
valuable possession of mankind."
~Theodorus Gaza

"If it be the chief point of friendship to
comply with a friend's motions and inclinations,
he possesses this in a eminent degree;
he lies down when I sit, and walks when I walk,
which is more than many good friends
can pretend to do."
~Alexander Pop

"I would rather see the portrail
of a dog that I know,
than all the allegorical paintings
the can show me in the world."
~Samuel Johnson

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