Notice to Visitors

Notice to Visitors

Postby chelynnah » Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:39 am

Notice to People That Visit Our Home

1. The dog lives here, you don't.
2. If you don't want the dog to be near you, stay off the furniture.
3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you. What's your point?
4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog.
5. It's his nature to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff his.
6. I like him better than I like most people.
7. To you he's a dog. To me he's an adopted son who is shorter,hairy,walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things.
8. Dogs are better than kids. They eat less,don't ask for money all the time,are easier to train,usually come when called, never drives your car,don't hang out with drug using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry whether they have the latest fashions,don't wear your clothes,don't need a gazillion dollars for university fees, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the pups !

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