How to Photograph a Puppy

How to Photograph a Puppy

Postby chelynnah » Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:13 am




How to Photograph a Puppy

1. Remove film from box and load camera

2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and thow in trash

3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle

4. Choose suitable background for photo

5. Mount camera on tripod and focus

6. Find puppy and take dirty sock out of the mouth

7. Place puppy in prefocused spot and return to camera

8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees

9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with the other hand

10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens

11. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose

12. Put magazines back on coffee table

13. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head

14. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage

15. Jump up in time to grab puppy by the scruff of the neck and say "No..outside!!"

16. Call someone to help clean up the mess

17. Sit back in chair for deep breathing and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" first thing next morning

From Pet Life magazine, Author unknown



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